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If you can’t say something nice… don’t say nothing at all!

Don't fall in love.. fall off a bridge - it hurts less.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

There is one thing you can't conceal with photoshop - an ugly personality.

Ways to make a girl smile:
1. Say her she's beautiful
2. Write her sweet notes
3. Call her darling
4. Kiss her in the rain
5.play fights with her and let her win
6. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, okay just tell her jokes.
7. Wait outside her house in the pouring rain to surprise her when she gets home.
8. Hold her hand at any moment you can.
9. Kiss her on her forehead.
10. Most importantly, if you love her, tell her.

When you're in something you got to give it everything you have or else what are you doing?

Happiness in life is about... finding out what you want and learning how to ask for help to get what you want.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Love it. Leave it or change it.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

For the first time in forever ….

Sorry if I looked Interested, I'm NOT!

You can kiss me, you can hold me, but if you touch my hair I will kill you. ;-)

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

Cartoons: The only places where you can wear the same thing every day, and nobody cares. :-)

If a girl tells you to 'have fun' that means she wants you to have a horrible time without her.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The American date format, created by me it was. YODA

UK to ban German as it "sounds already encrypted".

You don´t always get what you wish for, you get what you work for!

Believe in those who seek the truth - and doubt everyone who has found it.

(Company name) is endeavorily determined to promote constant attention on current procedures of transacting business focusing emphasis on innovative ways to better, if not supersede, the expectations of quality!

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.

Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know whenit's time to tell them.

What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.

W.W.J.D. — “What would Jesus do?”

Leave it, love it or change it!

So many books, so little time.

You can't recycle wasted time!

I may not be perfect but at least im not fake.

Pain is temporary, glory is forever.

A good friend asks what you're thinking. A best friend is already telling you it's a bad idea.

The tiger and the lion may be more powerful. But the wolf does not perform in the circus.

Without the dark, we'd never see the stars.

It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.

Never run faster than your guardian angel can fly.

In God we trust, all others must pay cash.

If you want to go fast, go alone.
If you want to go far, go together.

Arguing with an engineer is a lot like wrestling with a pig: after 2 hours in the mud, you realize the pig likes it.

If “Plan A” did not work: The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool.

It was an experiment and it failed.

You only live once, so make the best of your life!

Zero
Zero
Is where the Real Fun starts.
There's too much counting
Everywhere else!

Say what you mean and mean what you say!

Every child has known God,
Not the God of names,
Not the God of don'ts,
Not the God who ever does anything weird,
But the God who knows only 4 words.
And keeps repeating them, saying "Come dance with Me, come dance."
Hafiz

Tit for tat.

I bow to the Olympian reaches of your wisdom

I'll try to contain my amazement

I am singularly impressed by your concern!

You may test that assumption at your convenience!

"To be is to do" — Sokrates
"To do is to be" — Satre
"Do be do be do" — Sinatra

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Please excuse any inaccuracies.

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